Life Is No Cabaret

fibug:

don’t ever give me games with customization options that you can’t change later because i will never make up my fucking mind

merciangelo:

I wish my mother was like Morticia.

merciangelo:

I wish my mother was like Morticia.

rasdivine:

paralyzing:

LMAO i posted this so long ago
the notes though

Dead lol

rasdivine:

paralyzing:

LMAO i posted this so long ago

the notes though

Dead lol

starkinglyhandsome:

dollygale:

captain-raptor:

best thing i learned working with and learning about kids: when they do shit like this, especially to something they themselves use and enjoy, leave it there for as long as possible. let them return to the fun thing over and over again so that it sinks in that the thing they did was wrong, they ruined something, and now they can’t have fun because of it and they should never do it again. it teaches them consequence of action and cautiousness.

i did this with a 3-year-old kid i babysat who filled his playstation with peanut butter before i got there, just every time he went back to it and asked why it’s not working, i opened it and pointed to the peanut butter stains and said “you did that” and he says “yeah”, “will it work like that?” “…no”, and when he got it and promised to never put anything but games into a game machine again, his parents bought another and he kept his promise. it works, even at that age.

this was a long and unnecessary rant but so many times i’ve seen parents IMMEDIATELY replace their kids’ toys/electronics that they destroy over and over again and i’m just like NO THEY’RE NOT LEARNING ANYTHING THAT WAY 

they also don’t learn from being thrown into fires

yeah but they’re quieter that way

nathansummers:

everybodyilovedies:

pantydragon:

when-it-rains-it-snows:

tawghasa:

noskinnyguysallowed:

bulkee:

Photographer: Izzy Berdan
Model: Aaron Foster
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when-it-rains-it-snows

Can we just have a moment of adoring silence for people who know what rocks your fucking socks and tag you so you KNOW?

look at this dude with his elf ears

yes. yes please.

I hit 20k glorious day

thecarvingwitch:

It’s about 20 degrees cooler in this shade

thecarvingwitch:

It’s about 20 degrees cooler in this shade

tastefullyoffensive:

How the dinosaurs really died.

tastefullyoffensive:

How the dinosaurs really died.

malformalady:

A boxed-set of 50, circa1880, antique prosthetic glass eyes

malformalady:

A boxed-set of 50, circa1880, antique prosthetic glass eyes